togepathetic:

when you find out he aint rich

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(via parkingstrange)

eternalit-y:

ultimate level of a relationship is when you don’t feel embarrassed to fart or burp in front of each other

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Anonymous Asked:
I hooked up with my hockey coach

tropicalifornication:

more like hickey coach am i right ladies

uhmeliamay:

spenceromg:

uhmeliamay:

my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

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HAHAHA AMELIA YOU AND YOUR BLOG NEED TO STOP BEING SO CUTE AND FUNNY ILY 

STOP YOURE TOO SWEET TO ME XX

(Source: uhmeliamay, via parkingstrange)

bucketofpeaches:

Asexuals don’t fuck around.

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parkingstrange:

coolblogr:

parkingstrange:

can someone please photoshop me with blue hair? thanks

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thanks

Anonymous Asked:
Watermelon

watermelon, i think you’re cute.

thanks, I don’t know who you are tho

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know