Just watch it
laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
who was in my bed?
Neptune hasn’t completed an orbit since it was discovered
wow dang u slowpoke
The moon looks like an excited puppy waiting for Earth to feed it and give it cuddles and Earth is like “MOVE, I CAN’T FEED YOU IF YOU’RE RUNNING UNDER MY LEGS, GOD DAMMIT”
This was supposed to be an interesting and intelligent post. Then you get that^. This is why I love tumblr.
i am just picturing jupiter’s and saturn’s moons high fiving each other when they get close at like the beginning of the gif
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant